#DEATH RACE 2000 ABOUT THIS PROBLEM OF VIOLENCE MOVIE#
They are reserved mainly for cameo appearances, such as Stallone's ex wife, Arnold Schwarzenegger, who makes a cameo guest appearance midway through the movie as a starving Ethiopian child that Stallone's character mauls down in a scene that has been deemed even more gruesome then when Paris Hilton jumped at the chance to be fingered by the main characters inĪlan Allcock's personal vehicle after promising a certain actor in the movie he would be the winning star of the race. The rest of the characters and vehicles are not really the main focus of the movie. This determination to do so and for what purpose is unknown to many, but it managed to massively influence comic book artists to portray this in one notable strip within 2000 AD.
Together, Frankenfarter and Mutley drive a rather odd looking hot-rod and during the whole race Frankenfarter and Mutley are doing all they can to sabotage Max from finishing the race. He has flown his spaceship back to Earth and is 100% focused on killing Max due to Frankinfarter lending Max his Blockbuster Video card and refusing to pay the 75 cent late fee for his overdue return.įrankenfarters' co-pilot is a yellow dog named Mutley who provides a little comic relief by rubbing his butt along the tire marks on the road while saying his famous quote, "Skid marks on skid marks, tee hee hee hee,". This character's back-story continues on from his first introduction in a movie titled The Rocky Horror Picture Show. The other main contender and co-star to the movie is Max's arch rival, Frankenfarter (played by Tim Curry). Well, that as well as the fact that she repeats every line Stallone says so that the rest of the audience will be able to interpret what the fuck Stallone just said. His journey also involves his beautifully big breasted female navigator/co-pilot named Penelope Tittdrop who is really only cast in the movie so that the homophobic audiences are guaranteed to not be overly nauseated by the main faggotorian actor as he struggles to pretend he is interested in the opposite sex (Much like the love scenes in Twilight). This motive shows that he is a bad-ass on the outside, but he really does have a heart of gold on the inside and just wants to help the African children with their pain and suffering. The main character is named Mad Max(played by Sylvester Stallone) who embarks on an African cross-country journey to find his true inner- gay-self by driving at excess speeds of 340mph in his souped-up Speed Racer as well as running over as many starving Ethiopians as he can in order to ease the suffering of starving children.
OH For Fu.CURSE THOSE MEDDLING MISCHIEVOUS MORONS.GET OUT OF THE WAY! MOVE, DAMN IT Alan first started to look into the words " Death" & " Race" and move away from it's original storyline of a bunch of drunken college KKK members attempting to rid the world completely of Niggers that stole their bikes, and instead actually involve some kind of racing event where death is waiting around every turn. Since Alan was brought on board during the making of Death Race part 729, Alan finally manged to create a sequel even better then the original! After an astonishing 361 failed attempts (3 less then Michael Bay's career), the unthinkable was done!Īlans formula for this sequel was to analyze the movies structure and try to re-gain viewer interest, instead of just blowing shit up and popping in a boob or two with crossed fingers. It was a shock to all when after 1,999 attempts to out-do " Death Race 1, it was when Alan Allcock created the 2000th installment of Death Race, that someone had finally managed to achieve this feat of creating a sequel greater then the original. In the 20th century, it was looking highly doubtful that a sequel could ever out-do the very first movie of a series. So with that said, lets continue on with more information of an article filled with sex, drugs, violence, rock n roll & no mention of Metallica to piss off the lawyers. would you believe it? Of all time!! Well, how about one of the only movies to be better then the original? Wait, stop their, Don Adams lawyers are informing us not to continue on with this "would you believe" gag, and we hear at uncyclopedia are already 35 cents in debt from the copyright infringement of mentioning Lars Ulrich name on various pages. Sylvester Stallone, Tim Curry, Chuck Norris, Steven Seagal, Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee, Jet Li, Jason Statham, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Token Black Guy, and a bunch of chicks who get naked.Įnglish, Australian, American, Canadian, Jewishĭeath Race part 2000 is considered to be one the best movie sequels of all time. So maybe I'll race Apollo, maybe I won't.
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